Really PIG vehicle makes her life a nightmare!
Tuesday, October 5th, 2010
Even though I just learned about the beast below …
And though I know that it’s found only in Seattle—2,629 miles away from New Pig …
I now live in fear that it will somehow find its way to One Pork Avenue …
… and roll up and down dispensing food truck goodies while I’m trapped in a meeting! Specialties like this:
I wouldn’t get my Pulled Pork Sandwich dripping with a sweet and tangy sauce made with tamarind, honey and molasses!
No drink, no side of chips!
No Almond Shortcake with seasonal fruit and whipped cream!
What if I don’t find out that the truck was even here until it’s pulling out of sight?!
Can’t live this way. But also must … stop … self … from … reaching … for … phone … to … book cross-country flight just to have Posole & Pork with Beecher’s Flagship cheese!
Wait, what’s this I find on the truck’s web site?! The message below:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Now I’m locked out until spring!
P.S. New Piggers love all you Food Truckers out there, and we don’t want any of you to slip on water, oil, soda or other liquids in your kitchen. Work safer with PIG® Food Service Absorbents!
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