Jackson County, IL, judges are all wet if they refuse this bribe
Friday, February 20th, 2009
Yeah, baby, you read that headline right. Judges in Jackson County, Illinois, are all wet.
That’s because their offices and courtrooms have leaks. The County Board is studying estimates for roof repairs.
In the meantime, New Pig would like to offer Jackson County a $50 credit toward any of our Leak Diverters for Roofs, Ceilings or Pipes. They’re easy to install and will drain away drips so they don’t interrupt proceedings, make floors slippery or damage documents.
I’m going to email Jackson County to make sure the officials know how to take advantage of this offer. You may want to email them as well to urge them to take us up on it.
Yes, this could be considered a bribe. But if you don’t take it, Your Honors (all together now) …
YOU’RE ALL WET!

Drips image © Tomislav Stajduhar – Fotolia.com
Gavel image © Volodymyr Vasylkiv – Fotolia.com
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