So the National Pork Board gave up on calling pork the other white meat after only 24 years.
The new slogan, meant to highlight the versatility of pork, is:

I kind of like that, but you watch—in 2035, they’ll just change their minds again.
If there even is pork in 2035. By then, meat will probably be virtual. Some kind of app.
Pigs become obsolete. Herds dwindle and hover near extinction.
Our company’s name, New Pig, comes to refer to a mythical animal.
For that matter, leaks and spills are optional because we all live in the Matrix, where liquid is controlled with a few lines of code.
Rest assured … New Pig will bring you that code.
Today, our innovations are along the lines of the PIG® Absorbent Valve Wrap with Color Flare™ Technology, a breakthrough aid to maintenance that reveals oil leaks by a color change. Because today we still live in the physical world, where pipes will sometimes fail.

After many tomorrows, when the pipes fail, we’ll be the ones keeping Neo from getting all wet like this:

… because we’ll still be Inventing For You.
