Following is a transcript of a call to our 1-800-HOT-HOGS® order line that we haven’t received yet.

But we could … any minute now …

Thoinks for calling New Pig! How can I help you?

I need a pig.

A PIG® Mat?

No, that doesn’t sound right.

A pad for absorbing leaks or spills?

No, this is sort of a cylinder.

PIG® Mat comes in rolls, too.

No, this is a solid cylinder, like a tube.

A PIG® Sock? It’s tubular and also for cleaning and comes in different diameters: 3 inches, 5 inches, 10 inches …

10 inches sounds right. It’s for cleaning the inside of an oil pipeline.

Oh, that kind of pig! I’m so sorry, but we don’t carry that kind.

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Isn’t this New Pig?

Ab-sow-lutely.

The place for industrial cleaning and maintenance?

None swine-er!

But you don’t carry pigs?

I know it’s ironic, but you need a pig for maintaining a pipeline, also called pigging, and that’s not our area of expertise. We focus on leaks and spills. Sorry!

Do you know any experts on “pigging”?

I can refer you to an excellent website: ppsa-online.com. The Pigging Association!

The Pigging Association! This is too much.

Too much, or may I give you a piece of trivia?

Fire away.

Pipeline pigs figure into three James Bond movies.

Get out.

Bond does use a pig to get out—of a tight spot—in Diamonds Are Forever. Also check out The Living Daylights and The World Is Not Enough.

Do you sell those movies?

Sorry!

Just kidding. Bye now.

Best wishes! Thoinks again for calling!

Now you can ham it up in a pair of bacon sneakers!

I Ked you not!

Don’t tell Sparky!

If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a thousand times.

“You never rode a mechanical bull!”

“Believe me, I’ve ridden a mechanical bull,” I say.

This happened recently at a party, during one of those ice-breakers when everyone writes a surprising fact about themselves on a slip of paper, then the slips are drawn, and everyone tries to guess who goes with which fact.

“Bull!” someone said (of course) when I was matched with my fact, and everyone laughed.

“Remember to back me up on this,” I had said to my husband when we filled out our slips of paper.

“What if I don’t?”

“Today could become difficult for you.”

“Is that so?”

And at the crucial moment … he did back me up.

“Realize now,” I told everyone, “I was only on the thing for about a second, but it still counts.”

You may wonder why I’m telling this story here, to which I’ll say:

• Have you ever seen a mechanical bull squirt hydraulic fluid?
• Been covered in the stuff as you’re trying to repair it?
• Had to find a way to clean all that up?

We had a call yesterday from a mechanical bull repairman who runs into this all the time but had just heard of PIG® Absorbents.

“Got something that can help me?”

“You came to the right place,” our rep, Peggy, said and then helped him order some PIG® Absorbent Mat and then told me the story—and then of course, I had to tell her mine …

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Please note: You might want to go back now and read aloud the first word of each paragraph in this post. Treat each bulleted sentence as its own paragraph.

This morning, a customer called to ask a special favor. Her company is in Indiana, PA, (hometown of actor Jimmy Stewart) about an hour and 15 minutes away from New Pig. She’s holding a spill response training tomorrow and needed one of our free educational videos. Was there any possibility that the video could be delivered by a Pigger on the way home from work? She’d meet the Pigger halfway.

Our service rep Nicole emailed this to all Piggers at 10:03 a.m. She emailed again at 10:14 to say that this was all arranged.

The only thing that surprises me is that 11 minutes elapsed. This is just one small example of how we’ll do whatever we can to help our customers.

In your remarks, please factor in the nutritional value indicated.

And do NOT mention this to Sparky. Thank you.

Today’s a day for tooting our own horn! I have to share the wonderful comments below. We received them this afternoon.X

If you’re not a New Pig customer, you really should think about becoming one! You could be the next to email us—after we knock your socks off, too!

We’ll be happy to help you in any of these areas:

Absorbents
Ash & Trash
Containment
Drums & Containers
Drum Accessories
Facility Maintenance
Gloves
GripZone™ Floor Safety
Janitorial Supplies
Leak Diverters
Parking Lot Supplies
Personal Safety/PPE
Plant Safety
Spill Kits
Spill/Drain Barriers
Storage & Handling
Stormwater/SPCC
Wipers & Rags

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Everyone knows that attendance at the inauguration will number approximately a gazillion.

But how many of us stopped to ask: “Will they have enough traffic cones?”

ConGRUNTulations to the company that filled a rush order for 2,000 traffic cones to be used at the big parade.

Fulfilling rush orders can be just that—a rush! One of our recent cases went like this:

A customer placed a web order for 55-gallon drums, then cancelled it due to the lead time for the unusually large quantity. I followed up to see if we could help and learned that the customer was running out of time to ship out some hazardous waste.

We found items that we could deliver faster—this drum and this drum—and worked with the manufacturer and shipper to expedite the order. It took lots of work and calls, to say the least. My fellow Customer Service Pigger Mary Patton and I bonded during this time.

It always feels great after you’ve banded together, crossed the finish line in time and delighted the customer. How about sharing your company’s story of saving the day?

By the way, folks in D.C., we sell traffic cones, too.

Attention, wildlife control professionals: PIG® Mat is great for catching skunks!

That’s what we hear from a customer in the critter control business. He throws the mat over the skunk (I know I’ll think of this the next time I unfurl a sheet over my bed), and the Mat absorbs the spray. He’s passed on the tip to others in the business.

What do you stink—er, think—of that?!