Check out this new way to absorb drips and leaks at spots like valves and flanges! This is one case where we’ll gladly point out that there are strings attached, and we’ll even urge you to tie one on!

See full press release below.

New Pig Corporation has recently introduced the PIG® Oil-Only Absorbent Valve Wrap to soak up nuisance drips and leaks in valves, flanges and other oddly shaped pipe components—indoors or out.

Quick and easy to install, the PIG® Oil-Only Valve Wrap features polyethylene drawstrings on each end that hold the Wrap in place. Two sheets of highly absorbent PIG® Mat absorb and retain oils and oil-based liquids while the Wrap’s clear poly backing helps prevent absorbed liquids from leaking through. In addition, the PIG® Oil-Only Valve Wrap is UV-resistant up to one year.

Ideal for avoiding incidental, unscheduled downtime until a leak can be properly fixed, the PIG® Oil-Only Valve Wrap is available in two sizes: 20” x 32” and 8” x 24”. The Wrap’s white color makes absorbed oil easier to see; allowing inspection from a distance.

… so

I

need

this

baaaaaaaaaaaad.

The Wake ‘n Bacon! Gets the strips going 10 minutes before the alarm sounds.

Wait, what? It’s only a CONCEPT for an alarm clock? Grrrrrr.

Then again, new products do have to go through the concept stage …

I’ll try to be patient.

Anything pig-related catches my eye.

Even Facebook updates.

From Skittles (see below).

Friend the Rainbow, people!